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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Dec 23, 2018.

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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Anything goes, from why do so many people watch ****ty soap operas to who decided it was a good idea to do a bungee jump.


    I'll start off.

    Baby seal takes wrong turn and ends up in back garden four miles from sea

    Now how the **** did a seal make it 4 miles without being spotted? It's the seaworld equivalent of hiag plopping down a road.
     
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    Commachio, Dec 23, 2018
  2. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Who first discovered cows milk tasted good?
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Good point, who the **** thought, 'oh look at that dangling teat, i'll just suck it'.
     
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    Commachio, Dec 23, 2018
  4. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Exactly
    No matter how you look at it, it’s pretty ****ed up
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Who thought sprouts were a good idea at xmas?
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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  7. Tobes

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    Sprout farmers.
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Why do we turn the radio down in the car when reversing ?
     
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  9. Tobes

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    So you can hear the shouts of “whooooaaahh stop you daft ****!”?
     
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    Why does NowTV only work on Samsung TV’s?
     
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  11. Commachio

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    <laugh>.
     
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  12. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Why does quicksand work slowly?
     
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  13. Quesadaad

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    ****in ell!!
    I’ll get blamed for that!
     
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    We do?
     
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    .
     
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    I’m still here .....
     
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    Number 1 Jasper, Dec 23, 2018
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    Putting your music on shuffle then just skipping to the one you wanted to listen to anyway
     
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    Saintmagic, Dec 24, 2018
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  18. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Mr Whippy
     
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  19. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... might have been Wayne Rooney <whistle>
     
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    Your ****ing weird mate. Do you wear stilettos too ffs
     
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