A bloke who wants to tap me on the shoulder and meet up for a fight after getting bantz'd on a footie forum is not my definition of 'hard' mate.
Before that he was a 6'2" bare knuckle street fighter who used to take on the gangs of Tottenham all on his own.
If you're such a hard nut mate, why have you spent the last 8 years on here convincing everybody that you're a pussy ?
@Hoddle Is A God the gauntlet is down mate. Time to show your credentials in the ring. I’ll promote the event, it’ll be big, we should be able to fill the Conservative club at the very least.
This is a true story, Commie. When I was 15, I'd been boxing for only two years. I joined the army cadets in Tottenham. It was called the Queens Cadet Regiment, and was a cadet regiment of the Irish Hussars tank Corp. Anyway, on my first annual camp, we did some training with the Royal Green Jackets , and there was a sergeant who taught us unarmed combat. He had us sat round in a big circle and he got a couple of us up to do some jujitsu moves on us. He told my mate to "come at me, " but my mate (who wasn't a boxer) telegraphed his attack and the "hard lad" sergeant put him on his arse. I laughed at my mate , and the Sergeant bloke said "you reckon you can do better?" to which I said "Too right, I can!" He said "Come at me...." but before he got the words out of his big trap, I caught him a blinder with a left uppercut , and the fcuker hit the deck to raucous applause from all the lads, including the corporals. Naturally, my life wasn't worth living for the rest of that camp, but I proved a point.
