...tina and jen decided they would like to go for a picnic. While searching for a nice spot to have their picnic they came across some tracks. "Do you think those tracks were made by a deer?", asks Tina. "No", says Jen, "I think they are probably a badger or a fox." Then the train hit them.
What do you call two Tinas and a Jen crossing a road with cars on their heads? Three dirty, dirty sluts
^^ The above was a joke and not an actual reflection on my suppositions about Tina and Jen You would both stab your own mothers for a boaby right enough
Tina and Jen are on a picnic, and Tina says "I have to take a dump,"and she walks into the woods to do it. Several minutes later, Jen hears Tina crying "Boo Hoo, I've Had A Miscarriage. I've Had A Miscarriage." Jen runs into the woods to see what is going on. When she gets there, Tina is still crying "Boo-Hoo I Had A Miscarriage..." Jen looks down and says,"Don't be silly hen. You didn't have a miscarriage. You just had diarrhoea on a toad."
Tina and Jen went for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. Jen had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Tina however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the Jen's boyfriend phones Tina's boyfriend and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. Jen came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her arse that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
Awww, How romantic of you to dedicate this thread to them, Sorry that ive ruined it all. Maybe one of them will still be kind enough to **** you up the arse still.
