Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Er...wrong. Not even close!..

 

We are staying up.



You ****s

 

Ho Ho Ho!

 

So are we.

 

Are you as quick as this when it comes to pleasuring your other half?

 

Amazing stat that it’s the first time we’ve scored five in the PL since the Fergie years. LVG and Mourinho = miserable ****s.

 

Depends if he can stay up...

 

Rooney says he’d heard from club insiders that the whole club, including the dinner ladies, were miserable when Mourinho was the manager. His level of ****ishness was almost unprecedented.

 

I feel Rooney comes across as someone who would struggle with 10 year old basic tests.

 

Nobody can mount a reasonable argument in favour of Mourinho staying on at United. I think the bloke is actually a brilliant tactician but he was never going to change the fabric of this club to suit his style.

Pogba already looks a different player, 3 assists on Ole’s first night.

 

18 games in and finally Utd have a positive goal difference.

 

Question for Spurs fans. Those who aren’t too grumpy to answer this one... IF Pochettino comes to United, who would you choose to replace him?

Not trying to create a fuss here, just curious as to who most of you rate.

 

Solskjaer...he's obviously a tactical genius

 

'Arry

 

I reckon they’d go for Gus Poyet.

 

I reckon Eddie howe.

 

In you pop mate

its hilarious this net picture isnt it

 

Marco Silva...

 

Out of the three evils on not606. You boys winning is the worse, then pool then city (who have no fans). In terms of not606 and real life my preference would be chelsea, arsenal, united, liverpool, spurs, city so im going to have to support liverpool im afraid as we are **** and so are arsenal and united (although we have our united back!)