Being a woman and the big question

Thanks to another (****e) thread that veered away from its original purpose into far more promising ground, I was wondering....

Would you like to be a woman for a week?

What challenges do you think it would bring?

and the biggy

What's the first thing that you'd shove up your fanny?

 

My answers would be:

1 I'm no sure - it might be a laugh

2 I might struggle to get certain backwards men to take me seriously - this I'm sure I would find frustrating sisters.

3 Probably a 2 litre ginger bottle

 

I wouldny like to be a wummin. Period.

 

Tina's vibrator

 

1. A weekend.
2. No challenges as I would spend it in bed masturbating to lesbian fantasies.
3. Depends. It might be the first time I actually pay attention to a clitoris!

 

I suppose if i spent some time being a wummin it would be a could opportunity to locate the elusive G-Spot.

Canny find that bastard thing even with a miners helmet and a ****in map.

 

Don't get me wrong - I'd play with my new tits for days but I'm still intrigued as to how I'd fare in, say, a job interview or a driving test.


Would I use my fanny as a weapon or attempt to succeed on my own merits?

Chris Rock once said he'd like a pussy just to put it on the table during a bargaining session.

I'd use my fanny like a PHD

 

It's easy, it's right next to the H spot.

 

You're all assuming you'd be in the body of a fit late teens big boobed well fit woman..

I curse you all and hope you end up like this...[NSFW]

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Does that not hurt getting your tit squeezed like that Tina? And is that ER with the wee tadger?

 

Nope - just the feminine version of myself

6ft tattooed milf stunner with 3 kids (masterful control of my fanny muscles, though) and a muscular build with well-formed swinging bad boys.

I'd shag **** out of me

 

1) a Weekend would suit me fine.
2) Yes there would be lots of challenges. Im not very good at ironing, and washing up isnt my strong point
3) Before sticking my phone up there and calling it, id go have a bath and see if my V fills up with water and therefore creates a bath within a bath.

 

I see what you did there. Nice one.

 

I would like to be a woman for a week so long as I got my brain back at the end of it.

Actually on second thoughts I would like to stay a woman.

 

1: A weekend would be ok
2: The usual - driving, not talking ****e when the match is on etc
3: The little lesbian fitty who sits on the desk behind me

 

A whole lesbian?

**** sake

I'm glad I'm not getting that ladygarden back when you're finished with it