FAO Sleepy Special K

S'up fatboy?

 

Hey sweetcheeks. How's it going?

 

Shhhhhhh, the bint has just turned 45.

She's a bit delicate.

 

Thanks for the heads up, I didn't realise.

Errrr, happy birthday Tina.

 

Happy Birthday, Tina

 

It ain't my birthday and I ain't forty ****ing five.

 

You shouldny be in a bad mood on yer birthday. 45 isny that old. It's old. But no that old.

C'mon, gies a smile.

 

It's official. I ****ing hate you all.

 

Menopause.

 

i turn 23 on thursday if it makes you feel any better old yin

 

I'm going to log off now.

 

**** up, quick draw.

 

Definately menopause. One minute she's laughing then her face went all red cos she's takin a hot flush. She'll be in floods of tears next.

 

So how many are you, ahem, just out of interest?

 

Told ye.