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xmas idiots on the roads

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by leez, Dec 22, 2018.

  1. leez

    leez Well-Known Member

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    well lads, yesterday nearly crashed 5 times ,because of the idiots ,this time of the year.

    who do you think are the worst drivers on the road .
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Men between the ages of 17-95. BMW drivers are the acclaimed tossers of the road.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Chinese men smoking a pipe , with a trilby on the rear shelf.
     
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  4. leez

    leez Well-Known Member

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    audi drivers , and mothers on the school run .
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    BMW, Audi and then VW, all fast German cars unsurprisingly. Aye, in Jesmond there are plenty of four by fours driven by women who can't even reverse <laugh>
     
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  6. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    Made the mistake of driving down the smoke last weekend (trains weren't running). London drivers are, without exception, tossers (come to think of it, maybe it's just Londoners, as they're not much better out of the car).

    Crowning glory was when a BMW undertook me doing about 40.

    In a single lane 20 zone.

    By driving in the cycle lane.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> Their stupidity knows no ends. My one and only crash was when a BMW X5 slammed into the back of me when I was pulling out to turn left at a roundabout. His excuse? He didn't look <doh> My car was written off. Mind, I already rated them the worst before this so this just reinforced my belief.
     
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    I drive a VW and I'm a class driver
     
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    Homosexuals!!! Being an ignorant bitch and drivimg like a man is a dangerous mix on the roads imo.
     
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    I will never understand why people have to be so selfish and dangerous in a car. Why are you up my arse when I'm doing 70? **** off.

    Why are you texting and driving? **** off.

    Why are you not signalling on a roundabout? **** off.

    Why are you not slowing slightly to let people onto the carriageway, or moving to the right lane to let people on? **** off.

    Why are you not thanking people who let you out when you could be stuck on that side road for weeks? **** off.

    My girlfriend is genuinely afraid to drive because everyone else seems to be a massive ****.

    I hope all the selfish, evil ****ers in cars crash into one another and kill themselves, and the police tell their families that they deserved it :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    That's horrible whether its their fault or not mate .
     
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  12. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    They are essentially wishing death on the lives of innocent people by driving so dangerously, and I for one would be livid to find a loved one die from selfish bastards driving insanely. So I hope they die, I think that's only reasonable.
     
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    What you're saying is actually highly ignorant because while it may or not be someone's fault the family's of the dead are innocent too. Im not saying people shouldnt drive with more care attention to the rules but wishing death and misery for people is no better imo mate.
     
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  14. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Audi too. Make believe prestige cars.
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Aye but animated cartoon characters can drive anyway they want to Ben 10 <whistle>
     
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  16. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    I wish it even more. The family of arsehole drivers are ignorant for not stopping them driving like idiots. I have challenged friends and family who drive dangerously, time for everyone else to step up and stop being cowards :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  17. Rum & Black for 2

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    You by the sound of it???

    <doh>






    <whistle>
     
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  18. E.T. Fairfax

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    Mackems!
     
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  19. GeordieHalfbreed

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    In fairness to them, if I had to watch SAFC every week, I'd drive like a maniac too...

    (Edited because the original was mean, and it's Christmas)
     
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  20. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Bit harsh!
     
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