Off Topic The Burly Arms

You need a warm can of special brew

 

I definitely do need hair of the dog of some sort, can't lie.

 

Few beers then food, i'm starving.

 

Had a good crack at work do, now watching suits.

 

Been laid low with a virus for three days, sweating like a fat solicitor in Greggs.

 

I’ve just done the Christmas food shop. ****ing busy at 7am compared to usual.

 

Gotta head into the city centre to do some shopping, wish me luck

 

You’re mental.

 

That's like me at the moment, feels like ive got a cold, sorry i mean flu, yes it must be flu as men only get the flu..

Nah it's just a cold, feel rundown to ****.

 

Every ****ing year.

I've only got one person to buy for but it is my boy

 

Should have done it on the net mate. Mr Amazon arrives the next day and you’ve not left your armchair.

Town and City centres will be mayhem today. I can’t have crowds when I’m shopping it freaks me out tbh.

 

I went to Waitrose yesterday for beer and twiglets. Nearly didn’t get a parking space. Was raging for a minute.

 

Yeah I hate it as well but just gonna have to power through.

 

Queuing. I hate queuing. The old dear who starts rummaging around in her bag for her loyalty card and then goes through the same routine looking for her credit card. Obviously she also has to have a long chat with the checkout bod. Drives me mad.

 

Yeah that sort of **** infuriates me beyond belief to the point I'm shaking.

You've been queuing up for ten minutes how can you not have your ****ing money ready?

 

I spent 2 hrs at my depot yesterday, then went down to another to help...(which is one of the downfalls off being in the small minority at our place that can drive the trucks)

I smashed **** loads of beers, pop, fizzy waters..Anything you drink, i smashed the **** out of it..**** it not my depot, i just kicked them to one side and ****ed off.And it was all overtime the daft ****ers.

 

I literally refuse to put myself through that anymore. It’s the sheer desperation of it that I can’t stand. People buying all kinds of **** last minute as if there’s a nuclear winter imminent. The shops are shut for 1 ****ing day these days. Booked our slot for Home supermarket delivery weeks ago, it’ll arrive later.

 

Tobes knows the score, he has **** in in order..

 

You’ll be raging when they substitute your brussel sprouts for an artichoke.

 

Had two home deliveries and she's gone out this morning for the fresh stuff. Buying the turkey, milk, cheese and pate essentially.

I've done most of mine on line but I did go to a proper bike shop to buy my lad a new bike. Wouldn't go near Halfords, they didn't set the bike up properly and it's in a hell hole retail park so **** that.



You forgot the money off vouchers Stan. Ten minutes finding every last out of date voucher in a massive ****ing unruly purse.