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  1. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I had a mate who was still living with his mam at 35 year old.

    He came downstairs, to go to work, on his birthday and she told him she had cakes and jelly for his tea.

    He blew up, told her he was a grown man and that she should stop treating him like a bairn.

    He stormed out and went off down the street. A few minutes later there was a knock on the door and when she opened it he was standing there crying.

    "Mam I fell" <wah>
     
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    Sad news - the man who invented predictive text has passed away

    His funfair is on monkey
     
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    I had a right hearty chuckle when I saw this on FB.
     
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    Where can you buy a cheap duck for Christmas ....

    .... Quacksave <laugh>
     
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    I wish eider thought of that one..:emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Quill you duck off with replies like that.<cheers>
     
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    Well that's got me feeling down now..
     
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    Rafa spotted after celebrating Liverpool win..






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  14. Smug in Boots

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    I stupidly signed a contract as an escapologist ...
    ... thankfully I managed to wriggle out of it.
     
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    I fancied having a go at being a doctor but I just didn't have the patients.
     
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    thought i'd pop in and say 'happy new to you all'.
     
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  19. Vincemac

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    Happy new year to you comm
    And all our posters
     
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  20. Makemstine Roger

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    happy new year mate, how are they hanging.
    and a happy new year to all posters
     
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