Wenger or Moyes: Who Do You Believe?

I forgot about that one. "Speight of hangings"

 

You were the only one that noticed I slipped that in there. I can see a lot of 606 ****s taking offence to a lot of the stuff that gets posted on GC.

 

It takes a certain temperament to feel ok about posting on here.

I notice wee things.

 

Good, I've got a wee thing.

Will you marry me?

 

No, **** off.

 

What about me Tina? You'll need to divorce your wife first. The Granny Penis Goat can be best-man!

 

Ach well, don't fancy looking at your Norra Batty stockings for the rest of my life anyway.

 

Tempting

 

I'm worried that you might just leave me for a giant penis with legs though.....

We've got to the bottom of my problem obviously. Penis envy....

 

You'd love my stockings, especially when I tie them around your neck tight, rub ice all over your body and then go down..

Oops wrong day.

 

If I found one with scars, I'd be off in a flash.

 

FFS stop it. I'm so horny now I'm thinking about paying you for it.

 

So you're looking for a giant penis who likes getting in knife fights. Where is Pope/Butchere Bawes?.....

 

Have a nice weekend, guys. x

 

I'll try. An Old Firm game with no alcohol......hope to **** Celtic win. Won't be able to drown my sorrows if not.

 

Neither of them.

 

Wonderful contribution cock-cosy.

 

I haven't read the thread or viewed the links but I would like to add -

I FECKING hate every bone in Wengers body.