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Match Day Thread The Match Day Thread Poll

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by JakartaToon, Dec 20, 2018.

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Which Match Day thread do you prefer for this weekend?

Poll closed Dec 22, 2018.

  1. Cronemeister - and he will never go to the pub again if we win thread

    6 vote(s)
    35.3%

  2. Judge Death - and his not a match day thread

    3 vote(s)
    17.6%

  3. Captainchaos - and it's my turn you bastards match day thread

    6 vote(s)
    35.3%

  4. Geordie lass in the fen - and her I will only update if get the Xmas shopping finished thread

    8 vote(s)
    47.1%
Multiple votes are allowed.
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  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I've lodged an official complaint against Cronemeister.

    I reported his post. The response I got was underwhelming and to be honest I think from the response I may know who dealt with it.

    The response was...

    "Beelin"
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 20, 2018
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I can investigate if you want mate.
    Just say the word!











    beelin'
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 20, 2018
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Yes please mate
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 20, 2018
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Okay fella I've gathered all the facts and apparently you are beelin'? whatever that means.
    Hope this feedback is useful.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 20, 2018
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Thanks mate. This confirms my suspicions. I knew this mackem **** would be involved and this confirms it. I've asked the Captain to deal with him in the only way he knows how - THE RACHEL RILEY TREATMENT
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 20, 2018
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  6. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Shall I captain's cream egg them
     
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    Captainchaos., Dec 20, 2018
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Twice for good luck
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 20, 2018
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  8. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Is that an Euphemism?
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Dec 21, 2018
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  9. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    This thread is really giving me the NEEDLE
    I don’t know why l BOTHERED
    I must QUESTION the validity of the poll
    Is it designed to PROVOKE or BADGER or BAIT
    I refuse to be GOADED into voting
    It IRKS me to have to EXAMINE and QUESTION my motivation for posting in the first place
    It’s just so IRRITATING and AGGRAVATING
    I feel l must grab the NETTLE even if it RUFFLES some feathers, it’s GNAWING at me like a PLAGUE, and so
    The STING in this particular tale and what shall SPUR me on, is that you are all a bunch of PRICKS
    MUCH LOVE GLITF X
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen, Dec 21, 2018
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  10. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    Not getting your point! Anyways shhhhhhhh you’re winning ;-)
     
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    cronemeister, Dec 21, 2018
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  11. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    I refuse to win, it’s positive discrimination and sexism
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen, Dec 21, 2018
  12. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Ok - I have done my bit to help. Cronemeister you have my vote back.
     
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    JakartaToon, Dec 21, 2018
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  13. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    You need to grow a pair...:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Dec 21, 2018
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  14. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    I have a very nice pair, thank you for asking :emoticon-0135-makeu
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen, Dec 21, 2018
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  15. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Now listen young man, you just put that vote straight back.
    Divvent mess with a woman who simply excersised her right to change her mind!
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen, Dec 21, 2018
  16. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Sorry Cronemeister - been married for 23years now. Its like a Pavlovian response to instantly obey when told to do something by a woman.
     
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    JakartaToon, Dec 21, 2018
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  17. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen, Dec 21, 2018
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  18. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    You need to grow a pair!
     
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    cronemeister, Dec 21, 2018
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  19. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I have a very nice pair - they just don’t seem to contain any testosterone.
     
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    JakartaToon, Dec 21, 2018
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  20. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Well voting is over and looks like due to a tie we have a winner and two 2nd places so only Judge Death turns green with envy.
     
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    JakartaToon, Dec 22, 2018
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