Nice ish result yesterday.. Ashley young looks the business.. Jones looks good smalling does too.. Was impressed by cleverley as well.. The keeper is a bit of a worry though hey.. Hopefully he won't lose his confidence an get even worse..
No dude.. Didnt wanna spend the money.. Did meet sir chops of chopshire an his mates on Saturday for a few cheeky ones.. An foo you'd be proud due to my escapades this weekend.. )
They were all in good spirits.. Having had their day at the cricket.. How's things with you dude? Said to chops I may be down your way in a few weeks camping.. An possibly paintballing.. There may be a few free tickets for the paintballing if you are up for it?
Wow, this place is suffering... Well, back from holibobs to Cornwall. Stayed in a nice bungalow near the **** hole that is Newquay. My God, if ever a place WASN'T a postcard for the rest of the county, that was it. Drunken surfing turds whichever way I turned. I spent one day there with the family and some friends on fistral beach - I'd rather have gone to anal fisting beach - and been on the receiving end - than go there again. Fortunately, the rest of the trip was great. Went to Padstow, St Ives, Land's End, Fowey and a few other local haunts and they definitely lived up to the idyllic expectations. Well, apart from other people being there. They were quite annoying. Not in to the free love surfing scene. To be honest, the sight of these white-yet-dreadlocked middle class motherfuckers all sitting around on a blanket, with one of the ****s playing the obligatory acoustic guitar made me pulse with rage. You ****ing cardboard cutout twats! Anyway, enough of that. Oh yeah, went to Warwick Castle and Longleat and Stonehenge on the way down, which were all superb. Especially Warwick Castle. I got to see Oliver Cromwell's death mask - which I took a picture of and MMSd it to my Oirish mate. He wasn't best pleased, especially as I put the title of 'Legend. Great man.' at the top of it. He was a man of his time, they should get over it... Then we watched a bird of prey show - in which a cocky little bastard vulture landed on the battlements of the castle within a few feet of a peacock - which turned on it, jumped on its head and kicked/pecked/scratched the **** out of it - before they both tumbled off the battlements to everyone's horror (apart from mine, I was absolutely pissing myself laughing). The dude doing the show looked a little worried, but they turned up again safe and sound a couple of minutes later. Reet funny. Anygoo... how is everyone? Sweats and Tags met up eh? Seems like you're all doing that. We'll have to make an official meet of it in the next year. Still no word from Zip, the miserable anti-social bugger!
Oh, and I managed to smash my phone while I was away. 400 nicker down the ****ter - a year old. It tumbled out of my shorts pocket as I got in the car, but I didn't notice and then went to shut the door - which seemed to be being obstructed by something. Ah yes, that'll have been my phone preventing it from shutting. Screen smashed to **** and it won't do anything now. Luckily, my missus is due an upgrade so she phoned up and ordered a Samsung Galaxy S2 which arrives tomorrow, so every cloud... I'm just gonna claim on my house insurance for the other one. Just hope they don't want to repair it, I don't want it back after I crushed **** out of it.
I can't get on here. No chance in the week and I barely have time to breath when I come home at the weekends. I'm on here now but won't be for long as I'll have to get to bed as I'm up early as ****ery tomorrow. I did manage to get myself unbanned from the joint thread, i.e. Liverpool, things (thank you to neutral voice of reason Syd) but haven't had chance to utilise this 'privilege'. It'll have to wait. All the things I planned to do like sell the car, buy a feckin laptop, suss out new massive clan carrying vehicle etc. etc., I have failed to do. The football season is, thankfully, by passing me although I ain't missing a stitch of the quite brilliant test series. Proper sport, played by sportsmen, not utter ****s. Will have to find a pub tomorrow night in rural Devon that has the match, not missing that one. Looking forward to how our new defence plays. Foo, we'll have to catch up. Hope that holiday was ok really, surfers aside. I stuck it up 'em last Tuesday evening by going to Croyde and ignoring the beach to play golf instead. That'll show the ****ers! I could eerily play golf and look across the sea and practically see me house on t'other side of the channel. That won't happen often as it generally pisses down, you can't see a thing. Night.
Afternoon, Well I have had another debauchery filled week an weekend.. It's running on empty an is now firing compressed air.. Massive hangover today too accidentally got smashed on cider yesterday ended up moshing in a rock bar with a dutch bird had a curry an have been ****ting an vomiting since.. Lovely..
That's what I like to hear Sweat lad. I'm off the booze until weekends now - put quite a bit of weight on thanks to the holiday. However, I'm going to make up for it when saturday night rolls around. Curry & beer will be my sustenance from now till Christmas. Lidl will be a god send in my student days. £2.31 for a week's shopping. Not to mention the new B&M bargains that's just opened - oh yeah this town has turned into even more of a **** hole! Get in!
It would sit well on the GC! Thursday ok for me, not sure of I'm here all next week though. Think I am but it might be just till Thursday, Glastonbury after that! I'll know soon enough.
today i am mostly wearing cut off farah slacks, a day-glo boob tube, and floral wellingtons ...deal with it!
