No, mate. I'm eating the pie in bed. Silly cow always jogs the plate and make me spill the gravy on the sheets.
Tottenham's Dele Alli on being hit by a plastic bottle: "It is what it is. It made the goal a bit sweeter and the win." (BBC Football) Pure class!
Go back over my posts on both this thread and your ill-advised Spurs-obsession-thinly-veiled-as-being-about-United thread.