Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Three shots on target, two goals.

BOOM!

That's the gulf in class between the two teams, tonight.

I doubt that even Pix will deny that, when he puts in an appearance, lads.

 

Think we must have crossed wires with our posts I was busy laughing at the Goonz....yeah sorry..rather play City in the final.

 

He's out-walnutting Walnut!

 

Bound to be a Spud v Chav semi, you just know it.

 

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He already had it, mucked his load at the thought of Poch kicking Lukakus fat arse.

 

Poch would have a field day with that tub of lard.

 

Extreme sleeping

 

We're at the halfway point in the season, and Arsenal's bottle job is already almost complete.

100% record gone.

Outside top four and falling further behind.

Out of a prestigious domestic cup.

Just as I predicted.

 

The new face of Slimfast that lad.

 

Who would your money be on, Pix?

 

When's the draw?

Any idea?

 

The Lukaku Truffle shuffle

 

in about 5 mins fam

 

That's exactly how the missus mounts up on "little" HIAG, Tel.

 

February has come early

 

What backflips into bed on her own after she’s taken off her wig and waits for you to finish your gravy pie and head upstairs?

 

I'm going to dance a jig down my street, if we win this competition, Bruv. I might even film it, to show the lads.

Even Pix will find it funny, I just know it.

Commie, too, I reckon.

 

She has to back flip into bed because she can't clamber over his gargantuan frame.