MOURINHO GONE

Apparently, some serious money has gone on Solskjaer to be the permanent manager. Backed into odds on favourite...

 

^^^^ rattled

Why didn't he make it clear today when asked then ?

 

A chance to get your own back then. You're utterly convinced that Poch won't leave the Spuds for Utd. So why bottle a bet you're 100% certain about ?

 

Yeah, but HIAG also claimed that his band would become the first pub Floyd tribute band in the U.K. until I pointed one out already

 

I don’t mind if you make it a hat trick pal, I just think it’ll spice things up a bit.

I actually think it’ll be Zidane but let’s have a bet, Poch to be United Manager before next PL season kicks off.

 

Almost word for word what I told a Spurs fan at work this afternoon.

 

Not like HIAG to **** it up mate .....

 

What are the terms of the bet ? Make sure you nail that slippery ****er down too, he's got form for trying to wriggle out of it.

 

I didn’t say it was mate. Merely that I think he’d take it if offered and why him being linked with it is fairly obvious.

 

Delighted. Swedens a lovely country.

Is it called the abyss cup cause its yet another trophy you boys wont win?

 

Right lads, I’m going for a 30 pager by 9pm.

 

who do you think he'll bring with him? I imagine you'd prefer Alderweireld or Vertongen over Kane and Alli, then again with the building site needing to be paid for, maybe all of them.

 

I reckon the spuds can expect £20m in compensation for poch. And then for another £100m they could bring Kane and Eriksen with him.

So that’s 10% of the Roosterdome paid for.

 

This needs a poll - who will be the next United Manager
Poch - or will United go for a winner
Blanc - or will United want PL experience
Bruce/Hughes - 2 great United stalwarts
Fat Sam - will United get him to avoid the drop
Fat Spanish Waiter - will he leave Toon army

 

Yeah but for £200m they can get Janssen, much better value.

 

He hates us.

 

Only need to manage something like 10 games to be classed as ‘permanent’ by the bookies

 

sssshhhhh (get them to put the photos up and then mention Saxton Hiag's already here fondling his underwear so you might get a 100 pager here)..

 

I think your fans would rather have Mince than Ince..

 

I can see why the link with him is there, I just don’t think it’s that attractive to him.