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Gary Neville??

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Lucaaas, Sep 4, 2011.

  1. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    The publishing company knew the limit of his writing skills when they started reading page one of his biography transcript.

    Once upon a time........
     
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  2. Skylarker

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    'I saw Howard Webb and the gaffer bumming each other in the shower....'

    They're hardly going to publish **** like that.
     
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  3. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    He probably got a fergie facial to keep him quiet.
     
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  4. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    The fergie facial? I wonder if this pic of Gary "Son of Neville" Neville has anything to do with him expecting a fergie facial:

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  5. saintanton

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    Reiterating the point doesn't make it true. Would you like to present some proof of this?
    A book is an art form, and like most art forms it is confined to a limited number of people blessed with that talent. It isn't enough to just write down your memories, they have to be regimented and presented in a way that is informative and entertaining- and literate.
    I very much doubt that Gary Neville possesses these skills, if you have any evidence to disabuse me of this notion, I'd be happy to see it.
     
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  6. antidistinctlyminty (ADM)

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    was that his reaction to a penalty being given against united at old trafford or was he just badly constipated
     
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  7. BringBackfootie

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    He's gonna change his name to Ne'Ville and write terrible french poetry and have two kids by Cantona and be considered a genius.


    Some of Gary's hard work handed over to the actual writer to be translated for before the books completion.
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  8. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Look this is REALLY simple.. the guy is brusting on sky to let loose and if he wasn't "given" this column where he can just go and be biased he'd ge tthe sack off of sky.

    Its simple.
     
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  9. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I couldn't find Gary Neville's book in Waterstones...and I thoroughly looked through the 'Fiction' section.
     
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  10. saintanton

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    Did you try "Horror"?
     
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  11. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Didn't think... <doh>
     
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  12. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    Well if his mug is on the front cover, it would be in the horror section.
     
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  13. BringBackfootie

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    I tihnk you mean horrid, like takin a sip of cold tea. A calendar, that would be horror!
     
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  14. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    I've got a better idea Anton, why don't you lot prove ME wrong? As I've said enough times, I wouldn't even be saying this had I not seen him interviewed on national television saying he'd wrote it. Now, unless he was allowed to lie on TV by a station we all fund I believe him. Of course it was subsequently edited, ALL books are. That does not mean he didn't write the original text, prove otherwise or belt up. There was no ghostwriter, I checked that out.

    I've not read it, it could be ****. Probably is. The fact that you've all got an axe to grind and dislike him, and I don't blame you really, doesn't make you right. Sorry, no amount of smileys will change that.


    Talking of autobiographies, I've found yours Terrifictraore;


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    Lovely tale all about you and your friends.

    Dear.
     
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  15. Sweet Fantastic

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    :D
     

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  16. terrifictraore

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    So now nobody lies on television?????

    [video=youtube;-y_1TmbMbi0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y_1TmbMbi0[/video]
     
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  18. saintanton

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    Erm RR,
    It doesn't really work like that does it? The burden of proof is on the person who makes the claim, not the one who doesn't believe it.
    However this is getting us nowhere, I tried to present a reaasoned argument why I believe most heroes of popular culture are unlikely to have the literary skills to write a book unaided and all you've done is repeat your original claim.
    Neither is going to be convinced by the other so I suggest you go on believing what you want to believe, and I'll keep believing in ghosts.

    Please note: no smileys, no expletives, no name-calling from me.
     
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  19. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    I know, and it wasn't aimed at you either. It was aimed at witless idiots like TT who don't have the level of intelligence to construct an argument so instead put down smileys or clips of the Simpsons to 'prove' that people lie on TV.


    I can't really be arsed anymore, him being a rat boy in the eyes of the majority of the posters on here does not make me wrong.
     
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  20. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Since when was being a sensible human being ever a prerequisite for selling an football autobiography? Since when was it ever a prerequisite for selling copies of the Daily Mail for that matter? ;)

    Ok, I do not believe your claim that Gary Neville did not write his autobiography. Please prove it <ok>
     
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