MOURINHO GONE

That's begging for a meme mockup...

 

Piskie probably got rosemary beads on all the way to his biceps and about 5 skull caps on his head right at this moment

 

Why do you think I'm not doing any work?

 

Inbetweeners tingz yeah?

 

I think someone exceeded our quota of spurs fans

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You'd be a right bastard if you had both your testicles

 

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Remember, I’m just here for the page count fam.

 

You owe me a beer then for keeping **** interesting.

 

It would be a good time for him to make the move imo, if he fails, it's Mourinho's/LVG's fault. He's got a fairly decent squad there, and he'll have the funds to strengthen, who'd be first to follow him? Kane? Ericson? Alli? Or strengthen the defence with Alderweireld or Vertongen?

 

Alli for sure, he is the most mercenary.
Jesus can you picture a midfield of Pogba and Alli, ****ing hell, would be a right couple of twats.
Pogba would be a terrible influence on my young homey!

 

18 pages in little over an hour. I’m buying all of you spuds a pint.

And a packet of nice chocolate biscuits for Spurlock.

 

Hopefully one of Janssen, Nkoudou, Dembele or Wanyama. Or all of them, they’d go with my blessing.

 

We'll have big Vic back if you don't want him!

 

Part exchange for Romeu?

 

He’s yours, mate. Just don’t expect him to play though, that’d be wishful thinking.

 

Let's see if Pogba starts turning up now and how United fans react to the unprofessional twat.

 

What's the odds on poch going to utd and Jose to spurs.

 

Let’s see if the incoming manager tries to play the lad as a DM first.

 

Hearing whispers that @Matth_2014 is predicting him as the Ballon D'or winner next year.