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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    A good Saturday night puke on the ground always used to have carrots in it. However, I've studied quite a few pukes while walking the dog of late and red chillis seem to have replaced carrots.
     
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  2. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Apparently it used to be sweet and sour.
     
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  3. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    I once performed a magical sick ! I ate a pizza and much to my own and others amazement I puked up an entire slice.
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    Bombay bad boy. Epic.
     
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    It's_all_Greek_to_me, Dec 17, 2018
  6. Captainchaos.

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    If only I could do it every time
     
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    Captainchaos., Dec 17, 2018
  7. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    That's nothing, I threw up after eating a tin of alphabet spaghetti and it spelt " we will sell all our best players and get relegated "
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Dec 17, 2018
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  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Wouldn’t touch that **** nowadays. Back in the day I used to eat the odd chicken and mushroom.
     
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  10. Captainchaos.

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    You can have one every now and then I have a great day once a month
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Chicken and mushroom out in front.
     
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  12. Captainchaos.

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    Bound to win maybe Bombay bad boy Hasan outside chance
     
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    Captainchaos., Dec 17, 2018
  13. JakartaToon

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    Why eat it out of a paper cup when I can walk down the street and find 50 stalls selling them. Even have a guy who comes down the road with a little cart selling them at midnight.

    Have Mie Ayam Bakso at least once a week. Chicken Noodles with Beef Balls. Plenty of sambal and a hint of lemon.
     
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  14. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

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    Bread for mopping yes

    Bread mixed in, you dirty bastard!

    Curry flavour definitely
     
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    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I've never had a pot noodle or a KFC. Only ever had one McDonalds at Gatwick airport and the coffee nearly burned me f*cking mouth off.
     
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  16. Captainchaos.

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    I've never had kfc I don't like the fact the guy looks like Rolf Harris
     
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    Captainchaos., Dec 17, 2018
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  17. Captainchaos.

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    Real food doesn't count mate
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    They make me fart.
     
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  20. Captainchaos.

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    I tell you what galaxy milk chocolate beats anything for that..

    Just 8 teaspoons in my sports direct mug and it lasted 3 days
     
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    Captainchaos., Dec 17, 2018
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