Match Day Thread Vs Man Utd (H)

Oddly enough, I think I understood it.

 

Mourinho sucks the life out of people. Can't believe how long they have been in denial about him

 

Translation:

 

Are you referring to me, you ****? The keyboard on my laptop IS ****ed

 

I do both

 

Dirty batard

 

This might just be an urban myth, but I have heard they can be repaired.

 

It'll have to wait until after Christmas, saint. Too many other demands on my money

 

That's the problem though - if you spend a lot on Chrimbo, by the time you've recovered something else has come along.
My daughter's getting married next year - crazy woman.

 

Well if it's to zingy that's understandable saint

 

Oh my God Is it too late for her to have a change of heart?

 

It's never too late until the deed is done, but I don't see them changing their minds. They've been together a long time and know each other well.

 

That's good to know, but is there really any need to make it formal in this day and age?

 

Yes £££££

 

Not as far as I can see, but it's their life not mine.

 

I know that, mate.

 

Really isn't worth it unless you cheap out on the wedding (or get saint to pay)

 

My Mrs (nm) as started saying the same thing. Know quite a few that had been together a long time but split shortly after getting married.

Only real issue is on her side when going to schools, doctors etc because she as a different surname.

Bit awkward when the kids started asking questions too as they don't really understand., but we're two thirds through that now.

 

Does anyone think we can actually win the ****ing PL? I know it's one game at a time and I try to avoid too much optimism, but..........................................

 

Got another chance to put some pressure on by playing Friday night. Hopefully we can push 4 clear and enjoy the rest of the weekends football.

If you can’t dream, then what’s the point I say!