In the red corner, weighing in at 245 pounds, from Belfast, Ireland, with a record of 15 knockouts from 15 fights, one time he made it to the 3rd round, medrrooooooooo.....the punchbag, Pendesssss!!!!!!
Yep. Entirely self taught. It was difficult at first. For the first few months living alone I would look in the cooker at around 6pm only to be disappointed that there was no dinner in it. I then worked out that a cooker is not in fact a cooker, it is actually a "heater upper". You have to prepare and heat up the food yourself. I never looked back after that.
Oooouuuucccchhhhhh. The resident not606 nutjob is having a go at me for telling people about me getting a thumping when I was a kid off my face on pills.
I have an odd relationship with my cooker. I put the food in, at the required temperature, wait the necessary time, and then take the food out, which always ends up burnt. Doesn't matter what i cook, it always burns. Thats why i've developed a fondness for the microwave, and slimfast, because at least you don't have to cook milkshake.
I think you might be on to something there, have you a Youtube video to back this up though? It's a must.
I don't have a microwave. I refuse to use them. Food cooked by microwave just doesn't taste the same.
No doubt you will drop down into my front garden from your helicopter after partying with Eddie Murphy in Santa Monica. <schoolboywithwildimagination>
Wow, I'm blushing. Mibby you should drop by for some dinner some time? <shuffles-uncomfortably-while-looking-at-feet-and-wishing-he-hadn't-asked-cos-now-it-feels-awkward>
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You are the one with the mad imagination with Eddie Murphy bouncing out of a Chopper in a front garden in Glencairn
