Not been in a fight for years, the last time i hit anyone it was a bird she punched me so i punched her back right in the boob.
A guy from my school actually punched the teacher = muppet... then the stupid ****er got expelled for beating another pupil up with a shovel... I think he's in jail now
This. I think I have been in about 5. Not 100% sure because I may get in some that I cannot remember.
that reminded me of the time I was holding on to my pal as he Hung off a multi storey car park trying to **** on the cctv camera bolted to the wall. Almost dropped him I was laughing so much.
I used to have the odd scrap here and there. One on one I was alright; but because I've always been a massive ****er I used to get ganged up on. Had my jaw, nose and cheekbones broken as a result. Not thrown a punch in anger for 8 years now though, which funnily enough is the same period of time I've been with my wife <underthethumb>
Not being too tall & living in some **** areas I have been involved in hundreds of fights, luckily for me I was taught Karate at a very young age I seem to get into a fight or trouble at the very least everytime I go out. Me and all my mates were out last christmas for a night out & I managed to get thrown out of 3 pubs Some **** threw a glass at the bar & me and my pal got the blame, second pub chucked me out for being banned despite not being in there for about 5 years & in the last place I tried to split up a fight between 2 groups of lads I knew & one of the regulars grabbed me thinking I was involved & I got chucked out
Coco is from Ardoyne, harder bastard you will not find in the British isles He is ****ed now and some wee bastard broke into his house while he was sleeping. He was in the North Belfast News the next wee, all sick and ****, saying 'even though I'm old and ****ed, if I had woke up I still would have beat that wee bastards balls in. He would have too. My Da always talks about the time Brits would have raided the Shamrock in Ardoyne and Coco would be knocking them sparko. They got their boxing champ to fight him and Coco slapped him about.
Got hospitalized after the Jamaica Inn when I was 15, on Christmas night. About 10 ****s set on me with one **** in particular who was 21 starting it, had a broken jaw, two black eyes and 12 stitches around one ear. Went into school on January 7th and got pulled aside by my head of year, he was threatening to phone social services when I refused to tell him what happened. Revenge was much better when the local SF office didn't tell you to phone the police
Don't think thats just North Belfast, this country is full of dickheads looking for a rumble. I remember when we were about 17 and out in town on the lash me and a mate were messing around slapping each other and just having a bit of banter. Some big fella, must been about 6 ft 4 walked past and mouthed off at my mate. He was always a bit of a hot head so even though he was a lot smaller he started mouthing back. The big lad was causing a comotion, making a scene and basically wanted a punch up against 2 smaller lads than him. He walked over, pretty lit and swung a huge big dig that would have took my mates head off, but he took a step back and the fella went down on all fours and got a boot right in the gub. He stumbled back as his legs went to jelly and everyone let out a big cheer.
I seriously don't know why I didn't get killed when I was a youngster. I used to do really arsehole stuff, like for example, when I finished a pint I would throw the glass over my shoulder without caring who or what it hit. More bravado than brains. Thankfully I grew out of that stupidity.
I had a few fights in school, mostly because i was an arrogant arse. I won some, i lost some, not really a good fighter, but i used to give it a go anyway. These days i've developed manners, so nobody i meet ever wants to hit me. Even when i was drunk, i was usually respectful, and managed to avoid a brawl.
