Poster awards: Best poster: Burly - he’s my home boy. Worst poster: Aberdude - he’s a divkid Best new poster: I don’t really know any new ones how long has Jakarta been posting here? Funniest poster: Comm Most obsessed poster: NSIS - he’s never wrong Most boring poster: PNP obviously Best wum poster: Saxton Worst wum poster: BobbyD he ain’t got it in him Most random poster: Saffy in a good way Favourite poster from your team: Chief Thread awards: Best thread posted this year: Ginge’s Plate of Slop Worst thread posted this year: Matth’s crying ****e Best picture thread: Wid Ye The rest: Favourite rivalry between posters: Comm & Fosse Most tedious rivalry between posters: HIAG/Piskie obviously Funniest banning: Fosse’s flounce was fun Most unjust banning: Skylarker Club with collectively the best posters: Liverpool/Sunderland Club with collectively the worst posters: Newcastle Club with easiest to wind up posters: Spurs The MMMMM (Most memorable mental matth moment) award: Matth flipping his lid at the perfectly legal builders. Best bet forfeit: No idea. Best gif: My door closing gif that I used bare times Funniest moment of the year: Liverpool’s CL Final Post of the year: Sweats talking about his step daughter. All time contribution award: Has to be Luvgonzo for his thread count. Utter dork.
Best poster: Aberdude Worst poster: Archie when he starts banging on about Spurs Best new poster: Quasi and the Southampton lads Most improved poster: Libby lol Best missing poster: Harrytripper Kindest poster: Sweats coz he's gay as **** Funniest poster: Big Ern Most ****ish poster: Dunc Rudest poster: Matthew Poster most susceptible to a meltdown: Brb Most obsessed (club) poster: Skiddy with Spurs Most obsessed (otherposter) poster: Matthew obsessed with his Ronaldo poster Biggest bullshitting poster: Skiddy Biggest **** stirring poster: Jasper Most serious poster: Blueman Most arrogant poster: Fat Pete Most hated poster: Not sure I hate any posters...feel sorry for a few though Most boring poster: Dmd Best wum poster: Spurlock Worst wum poster: Brb Best drunk poster: Hiag Most random poster: Milk Most defensive poster: Matthew Favourite poster from your team: All the Spurs lads are topz Poster most likely to **** it up: Spurlock's Bitch
Best thread posted this year: Unai Emery Sack watch by Hiag Worst thread posted this year: Is the Spursy tag justified by Piskie Best ongoing thread: what are you doing Worst ongoing thread: Spurs Spiral watch by Skiddy Best wum thread: Leicester Spiral watch Worst wum thread: Spurs Spiral watch by Skiddy Best picture thread: Wid Ye Best serious thread: Wid Ye Best **** thread: 'Xmas cards to other posters' by Fosse...5 posts...lol dick Worst **** thread: 'Christmas' by Matthew...3 posts...silly **** Most dramatic thread: Fosse's flounce off thread Politics awards: Biggest snowflake: Maggot The rest: Best meltdown: Brb during Hiag Doxx gate Best flounce: Fosse Best sock: Village Bike Worst sock: Robby202 Favourite rivalry between posters: Any kick off is embraced...I don't have favourites Most tedious rivalry between posters: Hiag/Piskie has been going on for almost a decade Funniest banning: Fosse big ****ing girl Most unjust banning: Higburyal Worst mod: Brb Club with collectively the best posters: Spurs Club with collectively the worst posters: Chelsea Club with easiest to wind up posters: United The MMMMM (Most memorable mental matth moment) award: when he went on a Paki, Jew hating rampage. Best bet forfeit: Sucky losing his username for a whole season Best gif: There's loads...I enjoy my Goodfellas gif which is reserved for the moments when one of us is getting a pasting from a group of 3 or more at any one time Funniest moment of the year: Brb trying to pin the Hiag doxxing on Sky and myself hahaha funny Post of the year: Posted by Spursdisciple on March 24th when he replied with a to someone's post...can't remember who's...was hilarious All time contribution award: Comm and Fan for doing the night shift on here and collectively flooding the board with **** threads...well done lads.
The rest: Best meltdown: brb chasing luv around banning him from loads of boards after doxgate Best flounce: Fosse Best sock: the bike Worst sock: ultimate warrior Favourite rivalry between posters: want to see more of pieguts v Watford Most tedious rivalry between posters: fosse/Hiag Funniest banning: Sisu the other week Most unjust banning: most Worst mod: Dull Club with collectively the best posters: Sunderland/Spurs Club with collectively the worst posters: Chelsea Club with easiest to wind up posters: Spurs The MMMMM (Most memorable mental matth moment) award: Kettle incident Best bet forfeit: @Spurlock's Bitch Funniest moment of the year: Hiag offering the straightner Post of the year: Dier Hard with my headstone All time contribution award: Hiag - love him or hate him can't deny he provides activity and is a big part of why the board got busy in the first place, could have easily flounced for good too. Still a **** though obviously.
What you’re saying is, I am the first poster to be inducted into the Not606 Wum Hall of Fame, yeah? That’s a true honour, Libby.
No you're just a tedious ****er who attracts lots of obsessives Need to up your game next year though mate. Plus that's only my nomination
Come off it, Libby! Let’s not pretend that we don’t know who is the best wumster on this board! A poster who has rattled so many cages, so hard, and for so long that he has had entire threads dedicated to him! The simplest of rakish “bon mots” from me, Is enough to send posters away in a frenzied fever of third rate retaliatory action. I’ve had Pixie archiving my work for the best part of a decade! No other poster comes even close to wielding that kind of control over another’s mind and psyche.
