Up the Hershey Highway

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https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/12/town-flooded-chocolate-storage-tank-spilled-across-roads-8234962/

Firefighters were called out to an unusual job after a ton of melted chocolate spilled out from a huge vat. In what has been described as a ‘small technical defect’ the liquid chocolate oozed out of the tank, out of the factory and onto a road where it solidified. The job to clear it up then fell to around 25 firefighters who pried it off with shovels, hot water and torches to remove the leftover bits from cracks and holes in the road.

Apologies for anyone expecting a thread on bottom fun.

 

Jobby

 

Pud's on his way:

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One lad offered to try and avert the disaster before it got out of hand but was told "Billy don't be an Aero"

 

I knew someone was Bounty make a joke like that.

 

An inside job according to Chinese Wispa's.

 

Or a careless wispa

 

I know a joke about that.

 

Me too,the George Michael one

 

The old ones are the best Mick

 

Is it this one
"why did George Michael have brown sticky stuff all over his face?"
"because he was careless with his Wispa?"
"no, he was a faecophile and liked pooves to sh.it in his mouth"

 

Grove, well done, you have literally posted a river of ****.

 

And not for the first time.