Ive come close to a 3 some twice. The first time was my fault for it not happening because i fell asleep alone in bed with 2 fit lasses telling me there were horny. It still kills me to this day how i fecking ruined that chance. I was smashed. The second chance i had was just pure bad luck. Id met these 2 lasses in town and both were game as feck. They were snogging eachother and then me. We jumped in a taxi the 3 of us back to my apartment . As we pulled up one of the lasses phone rang. It was her boyfriend kicking off why she was so late home. She lost her bottle so she told the driver to take her straight home and her mate went with her. I went from being a whisker away from having 2 lasses in my bed to then suddely going to bed alone
Sleeping with stinkers. Some people go on like they've went round all their lives sleeping with stunners. Going off on a tangent here. I'm seriously ****ed with mental health conditions and one day I went down to see my CPN at the centre and while I was waiting in the room, I got talking to a lass who was also a patient. She had personality issues and everything going on. Anyway, we swapped numbers and I went to hers the next night. I bucked her all night and then fell asleep. When I woke up, the house just seemed to be in darkness and she was sitting on the bed looking at me. It freaked me out. I then notices she'd cellotaped black bags to the windows. I asked her a few times why she done it and she just stared at me shrugging her shoulders. She went to the toilet and I just grabbed my stuff and ran. I remember running up the street in just my boxer shorts with my clothes around my arm and my trainers in my other hand. She wasn't bad looking just absolutely ****ing nuts.
Fair play! I've done a few fun sized birds in my time but I can't get my head round butt ugly, regardless of whether they're in good shape. Just have never been able to bang an ugly ****er. Couple on the 'cuddly' size, yeah. Quiet enjoy that!
I wouldn't so much say this is perverted as perfectly normal but I'm currently working on a project within a Uni campus so have joined their sports village gym. It's difficult to do anything without my tongue hanging our of my mouth. The scenes, they are honestly spectacular. It's ****ing mint!
