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One of the best strikers in the world, Torres Out, One of the worst ones, Carroll In

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Dubbed The New Wenger, Jan 31, 2011.

  1. Muppetfinder General

    Muppetfinder General Well-Known Member

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  2. Bozz

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    "Doing a Torres" - That should be in the football dictionary

    "Doing a Torres" - When a player makes the rash decision to hand in a transfer request days before a transfer window shuts less then a month after announcing commitment to his current club, to then join a club who's sugar daddy is willing to offer you lots of money in the short term but nothing in the long term

    E.G. -

    Fan #1: "I like the fact Gary Cahill has promised the fans that he wont be leaving any time soon, he has been immense the last few months"

    Fan #2: "I've heard Man City are interested, Let's hope he doesn't do a Torres"
     
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  3. King_Kenny

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    It could even be used outside of football!

    Person #1: "I went out with that girl yesterday who said she liked me but she ended up going off with some rich-kid douche at the end of the night"

    Person #2: "Ah man, sounds like she did a Torres"
     
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  4. Bozz

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    Women could go out Torresing, lol

    Girl 1: I like your new fella and his Porche, What happened to your old B/F?

    Girl 2: who? Oh him... He proposed, I said yes but then after a couple of weeks my new guy smilied at me in Tesco so I did a Torres
     
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  5. Muppetfinder General

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    Geezer 1: How's the new job going?

    Geezer 2:
    Great. More money and I've phoned in sick.

    Geezer 1: Ah, you've done a right old Torres there.

    Geezer 2: I know! Ow, my leg.

    Geezer 1: Hahaha. Let's go shopping for hairbands.

    Geezer 2: Cool. My stupid Samsung TV is on the blink and their tech support is rubbish.
     
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    lol
     
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  7. Viva Vela

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    i completely agree with dubbed the new wenger. That is all.
     
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  8. King_Kenny

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    That must have been worth the trip over from the Arsenal boards! How's life over there anyway, still gonna win the quadruple this year?
     
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