Hello

I went lower cos you spell nigga with an a.

 

... very like humans in Sunderland then?

 

Just rearrange Ginger mate, didn’t feel the need the hammer the point.

 

I wouldn't normally do this ... but it's "you're"

 

On top of everything, please don’t become a grammar Nazi.

 

Wer ich?

... and what do you mean "on top of everything" ???

 

Why so short, is your keyboard broken?

 

Is that a euphemism ... or a barely disguised insult to short people?

 

Did you sell him the sausage rolls bruv?

 

Mine are better than Greggs mate.

 

I should think so!

 

I spend 4 hours a day making puff pastry, got it off pat without all the additives.

 

Does your husband help you with the Puff pastry?

 

Surely you mean **** pastry?

 

The numbers vary, depending on the menu

 

You ever see much?

 

I'm Sharpe,

Previously known mainly as bow4fowler also briefly been philbabbsshishkebab, chocolate log and black flag.

Was also on the original BBC 606 for years before they shut it and was amongst the first to follow over here.

30 years old
1 Jack Russell
Live in Sussex
No kids
Business owner in construction.

Likes:
History, travelling, music, cricket, watching football, comedy, radio, reading, drinking beer and chatting with friends.
Edit: Fishing - how the **** did I forget that?!

Dislikes:
Bad manners (not the band- they're alright).
People who can't ****ing drive properly.
People who are offended by everything.
In your face preachy left wing folk.
People who steal tools.
Cooked mushrooms.

I'm fairly easy going really!

 

What about uncooked mushrooms?

I like mushrooms though don’t like them in stews or if crazy people put them in bolognese or chilli.

 

I used to put them in my liver, bacon & onions.