Names Quesadaad Relatively newcon here Late twenties/early thirties One daughter One 16yr old dog One wife, met at 16 Live in Hull Like football, eating and general horseplay Dislike serious people, snowflakes and Eastenders
I am G4E 58 years old - look 48 (good moisturiser) Supports Arsenal. Family supports Spurs or Arsenal. Have a gorgeous Irish wife. Have 2 daughters and 3 step sons. Have fostered 14 kids, the longest for 10 years. Currently work in Corporate Finance, previously worked as a Stock Exchange Market Maker. Likes all foreign food, travel/holidays, most sports, films, theatre, music, concerts. Dislikes snowflakes and PC police, WWE, diving and cheating in football.
I'm Spurlock, previously known as Dona_Mara Age: 42 Current Town : Huddersfield Hair colour: Black...bit salt n peppery, sexy facial hair Cats: 2 Kids: 2 Job: Security Religion: Muslim Penis fact : Circumscised Women : Lots Likes: Weed, pussy and Spurs Dislikes: People and animal cruelty
Name: BobbyD Race: chinese Age 32 Wife: 1 so far Immigrant status: british Height: 5 foot 7 when i style my hair up Weight 67kg Likes: big tits, women, schadenfreude, computer games, sports, being lazy, holidays, drinking Dislikes: snowflakes, misanthropes, people playing the race card, steven gerrard, working, Fun fact i used to be a delivery boy at a chinese restaurant.
Seriously, what is it with you Yids and Gooners moving to the west country? Must be stuffed full of you lot down there.
JakartaToon Age: 60 Occupation: Geologist Location: Commute to work here from Manchester Wife: Married, and devoted to, a stunning looking, smart Indonesian girl who splits her time between here and Manchester (and also knows my password and user name) Immigrant Status: Domiciled but non-resident (tax man also knows my user name) Children: Boy and Girl who are 28 and 27. Semi-adopted a 7 yr old as well. Support: Newcastle (but also have season tickets at Man Utd!) Likes: Travelling, Sports, Rocks Dislikes: Disclosing personal information on the internet
# 1 Jasper 53 Work for Openreach Like Saints ( st holder for 3 years ) not been to a game since our second year back in the pl . Love F1 , not as much as I used to. Married . 2 cats . Born in Northern Ireland . Lived in Africa , moved to Soton in 74 , moved to Westmoors in 2003 . Like - apart from previously stated , music , films , surfing the net , reading , Going for walks , reading poetry and pressing wild flowers . Dislike - Animal cruelty , bullies , reality tv shows , and Humanity for what it has done to our planet . We are meant to be taking care of it are we not ? That’s about it for now !
Yeah, who the **** thought of selling that ****? **** made a fortune out of drunk people’s willingness to eat absolutely anything. Can’t be long before they start selling deep fried wasps in pubs. ****, anyone got the number for Dragons Den, I think I’m on to something here?
Fossefilberto, previously known as Maximus Decimus Meridius Commander of the Armies of the North General of the Felix Legions Loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius Age: 59 Current location: Rural Hertfordshire Hair colour: Originally about as dark brown as you can get, now white at the sides, but still rather full and luscious Kids: 3 (Daughters) Dog:1 Job: Specialist financial - currently contracting Religion: Not particularly - but tolerant of all Penis fact : Still refreshingly busy Women: Just the one these days Likes: Fine wines, Fine women, Fine food, Fine footie, Fine stand-up comics, Fine films and Fine music Dislikes: Politics, egos, intolerance, boiled eggs and the thought of oysters (not swallowing a globule of fishy phlegm in this life)
Chief, formerly Rusholme Ruffian. Origin Salford, live in Swansea, work in Bath Age 49, the big one in a month. Bring it on. Work is a construction project/contracts manager and takes me around South Wales and the South West. Not married but for all intents and purposes am, have three kids; 2 boys, one daughter. One dog, who is a pain in the arse. Support Manchester United, still go but have ST's at Swansea City so finding it hard to squeeze in or, I'll be honest, be arsed at the moment. Fledgling runner and junior football coach. Likes; playing golf, playing golf, skiing, playing squash, ****ing off on tour in the moho, decent trainers, grassroots football, attempting to run & gym Dislikes; bullshitters.
Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?) My name is Slim Shady Actually it's Stan (it's not). Formerly known as too many to mention, it was a funny weekend. Age: 43 Marital status: Anyone got a DeLorean? Kids: Two, one of each Job: I pretend to work in property but I'm actually an unemployed Tunisian, Moroccan, illegal immigrant, Muslim with a getthefuckoutoftown afro Location: a skip in Surrey Pets: 2 dogs and 1 cat. The skip is very crowded Religion: if there is a god then we have a very different sense of humour Likes: wine, new found love for non-league football, egg and marmite sandwiches, Only Fools and Horses, Coronation Street, Dannii Minogue's fake tits Dislikes: cheese and onion pasties, animal cruelty, bigots, Last of the Summer Wine (little known fact, at any time of the day or night, an episode of LOTSW is showing on a channel somewhere in the world) Penis: I have a penis, some people on here think I am a penis
Name: Saintmagic previously known as Sainsfan08 Team Supported: Saints, I guess Age: Turned 30 a week ago and it is **** Marriage: No thanks Religion: No thanks Kids: No thanks Job: General finance contractor/paid way too much to sit on here all day Pets: 1 dog Ethnicity: Pure mongrel, be first name up to be deported when UKIP get power Location: A travel inn in Bristol Likes: NFL, gym, chicken, rice, recreational drugs, cider, sport Dislikes: Saints, anything living in the sea, vegans, Miranda, politics
We continue the rivalry down there by taking it into the game of bowls, mate. Should see it, pyros, drums, plus walking sticks and zimmer frames are lobbed across the lawn. Joking aside you ain’t wrong, get a lot of Spurs, Arsenal as well as Liverpool down there. For me it’s been a family tradition that started with my Nan and Grandad to go down there once or twice a year, then a few years ago some of the fam bought a restaurant and it’s sort of encouraged me to look at getting something myself.
My names Aubrey aka the Ginger Nigga At the stage apparently where life begins. Chef, worked in India for three years Love Indian food, cooking it and talking about it. Ex pat, living the life in Thailand. Madly in love with my wife Business owner working harder here than at home. 1 kid 1 dog (Sandy) Loves football, banter, swimming, chess, crosswords, hot weather, Asian women, walking and sexual athletics. Hates 20 something British tourists, ignorant people & racists.
