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Off Topic Hair do's and beards

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Dec 9, 2018.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Yep, tried it for the same reason. Have to be ****ing careful with that razor though!
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I used to trim my bollocks with my missus nail scissors (she never found out) But I once missed and snipped my scrote, ****ing hurt like hell for days.
     
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    0.5 blended up to about a 2 on the sides and back. Then a fair bit left on top with wax in. 0.5 on the beard as well, fresh as ****.
     
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  5. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    I do and I don't really spend any time scratching my balls apart from when I'm posting on here. Shave my pits too
     
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  6. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Woop woop. I've got a shaven pits brother <diva>

    I use the clippers to take all my pubes off but I draw the line at getting the bic out to finish the job
     
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  7. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    I use the razor...expert at it now...don't really have any problems that would make me not do it.
     
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  8. Star of David Bardsley

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    You’d only break the blade with it.
     
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  9. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Clean shaven, too ****ing hot here.
     
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  10. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    This thread turned very gay very quickly
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    What's gay about discussing your bollocks and pubes with another man ..... ? :bandit:
     
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  12. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    Must admit I have also shaved pubes and chest hair when asked by an ex - she was as bald as a coot and loved anal, so who was I to say no.
     
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  13. PINKIE

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    <laugh>
     
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    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    Trim with graders. Get a rash if shaved properly which doesn't look or go down too well <laugh>
     
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    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Tried trimming my bollocks to reduce the effects of tropical heat rash, which is a nightmare here when you are exercising a lot. Ended up with dual itching from both the rash and the short pubes so won't be doing that again. Now just make sure I have big pockets so I can scratch less obviously.

    Hair is just a Number 3 all over once a month. Can get that, a wash, hot towels and a head, neck and arm massage for a fiver here so all good.
     
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  16. Commachio

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    And the thread has just got even more gay.
     
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  17. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Wife does mine with a cut throat razor so I tend not to piss her off. <laugh>
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Do you both share razors?
     
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  19. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Here's the Ginge and Spurlock love affair <laugh>
     
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  20. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Yes and no I don’t have to lift up the meat to shave her. <laugh>
     
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