Off Topic Hair do's and beards

I’m like a better looking but less cared for version of Pep Gladioli.

Have you had a drink Comm?

 

Yes, why?

 

You’re usually a lovely chap. My shaved head is sensing a bit of angst this evening.

 

It's probably the fact what i know what is coming in the next 2 weeks. So i'm getting my post count up.

Rambo ain't gonna be around much.

 

Yes mate ... been quite lucky ... still quite dark on top but getting whiter and whiter at the sides ...

 

What’s up bruv?!

 

Nowt, just work. Got 11 straight days after Wed. 7 being 10hrs.

 

****ing parking the bus at home...make that 2 buses.

 

Is that It?

I was waiting for the big announcement about your life threatening illness.

 

I won't have one, i'll just pop me clogs.

 

If only I had a pound for every time someone had said that too me....












... I'd have £2.57!

 

Anybody here shave their pubes ?

I used to do it coz my missus likes it and I must admit it does feel nicer not to have a jungle down there. But **** me the itching when they start to grow back is terrible. Also it's not a good look standing in a queue at the shop scratching your balls

 

Yes. Maybe once a month.

 

What about the grow back burn ? you use some product bro ?

 

Just the electric shaver then go over with shaving cream and a decent razor and a fair bit of moisturiser after. Shower after with a bit of minty shower gel.

Try and time it for when I won’t see the missus for a day or two or she’s on the blob.

I’d strongly recommend if anyone hasn’t before. It’s nice and tingly on the gooch.

 

Shave and minty shower gel, badman

 

Honestly you’ll feel like the bird from the Listerine advert is licking your bollocks.

 

Those minty shower gels make your bollocks tingle anyway, I can imagine the sensation after you've just shaved them

I'm trying that later ...

 

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^^^^ Meanwhile Comm is trying something different in the shower later