Off Topic Hair do's and beards

With second hand scissors too.

 

Yep, sure do.

Bit grey on the sides and salt and pepper on top but it's 90% there.

Even have the full on down wit'kids fade type thing on the side.

Affinage Mode hair product. Nothing else does.

Brisk beard oil or balm for the beard, which is mid length at the minute but I might have to grade 1 it going into Christmas.

Clinique Maximum hydrator skin cream.

My bollocks were removed ages ago.

 

That’ll be me mate

Not grey either.

 

Same. I've got a few greys in my beard though.

 

My beard is full Roy Keane grey!

 

I know bro, I saw your instagram pic.
TBH you could be Roy Keane's better looking brother.

 

some rather homo talk going on here.

 

Just telling a brother straight.

 

Yes and no receding or bald patches, and I’m 58

 

You gotta feel for HIAG

 

I haven’t shaved in 18 months. My barber shaves for me.

 

I used to go for Hammam in Morocco. So it's a communal steam room, followed by a scrub and massage (getting beaten up) and a wet shave.

Remember seeing my mate lying on the tiles next to me tapping out like a wrestler as some big ugly moroccan was trying to bend his legs over the back of his shoulders.

 

If Hiag wants to look less of a **** then he could shave the ***** goatee off.

As to his baldness, there isn’t a lot that Hiag can do other than wear a hat. Perhaps not the pork pie hat that he wears on stage as that is tragic.

 

The Gary Glitter look isn’t a great one.

 

@Hoddle Is A God has gone all in on the GG goatee, perhaps he will get a **** syrup and a glitter jumpsuit and do a tribute band stint

 

Bald on top since 18yrs old, now 37. Shave the rest with a grade four beard.

 

I shave my head and have a beard. It’s a look I couldn’t’ve got away with when I was a corporate bod.

 

Bald head and a beard

must look like a right ****er.

 

I look like I put my head on upside down.

 

are you like a skinny version of worlds strongest man?

they all sport the same look, and look like utter ****wits