Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

That makes me want to change my username

 

His fake Cambridge degree betrays his knowledge. Everybody knows it's as crafty as a fox or as slippery as an eel. More his style is as treacherous as a fat bald tone deaf guitarist.

 

What other club sacks it’s greatest ever manager?

Apart from you Chavs, of course.

 

Chelsea have done it twice

 

Scottish football is ****ing gash.

 

We’ve sacked all our greatest managers, you should try it instead of rewarding mediocrity.

 

Kenny Miller scored. He must be 50.

 

Such class!

 

I've got Rangers in acca too ffs, and Dundee are down to ten men.

 

Hasn’t Rafa won the Chavs their only European trophy?

 

No. You may remember they won a European Cup under Di Matteo/John Terry.

 

Rangers you useless ****ing ****cunts.

 

For wum purposes, I made the decision to ignore that fact.

 

I bet they don’t even sing Andrew Halliday’s name to the tune of “we’re all going on a summer holiday”.

 

Keep reeling them in, mate.

 

Right I'm putting Liverpool and Arsenal in my acca next week.

 

They fall for it every time, the dozy bastards.

I bet Skiddy is fuming, yeah?

Even when I have him on IGNORE he obsesses over me.

 

And the fact they're the only club to win all the European trophies.

You are ****ing useless