What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

I'm not getting which bit you think that is?

I've zoomed in and everything.

 

The long pinky coloured thing in front of the lemon

 

Thought that might be it. it's one of those pointy peppers.

 

Anal prolapse?

 

I'm quite ashamed of my effort at this point, going to make a ham sandwich and post a pic.

 

Will your Mrs be asleep when you take the photo?

 

Eh?

 

It looked alright mate, I was only taking the piss brah.

 

It wasn't the best, ok like but lacked something.

 

Waiting for close ups of a ham sandwich.

 

Hope you get better soon mate.

 

Lest we forget he ‘had’ the chicken.

 

What the **** was it Luv?

 

Don’t ask ffs. Something to do with his Mrs and ham sandwiches.

 

Spanish chicken. It wasn't great.

Oh and you're all ****s.

 

Looked like you’d scraped it up from a motorway accident.

 

More like a netball incident.

 

Fair.

 

I should get some new plates, they are pretty **** like..

 

what the holy **** is that?

the long pink thing looks like a skinny pink fish, the rest looks like dogs puke.

is it a welsh dish?