Favourite baked potato topping

No but got loads of bloody Christmas presents!

Rammed on top of the various trainers, shoes, boots, flip flops.

Can't get in the ****er.

 

Nah just a couple of dead hookers and internet bores.

Rue the day he meets haig.

 

I don't mean disabled kaliper type trainer boots like Tel.

I mean Timberland's, brogue boots and Uggs.

Yes, I own a pair of Uggs!

 

Same at my end mate, all under my bed but relishing my daughters face on Christmas day..

 

When who meets Haig?

 

Wind ya neck in owl boy. I can dress myself just fine.

 

I did say rue the day.

I’m hoping I’m going to meet him on the 22nd. I plan to take some eggs and some other cupboard staples to throw at him.

 

Bet it’s all the same colour though yeah?

 

You have the audacity to call me out on some high top Air Force Ones and you wear Uggs?

**** sort of homo are you.

 

What you on about?

You going to a HIAG festive gig?

 

What all my clothes and footwear?

 

They're marvellous!

I only ever wear them in snow, so take them skiing and pretty much that's it.

 

Yeah he told me where he was playing which happened to be the same weekend I’m in Bournemouth.

 

In your eyes yes.

 

Yeah my wife tells me they’re very comfy.

 

So which one of you guys is the alter ego that leaves the drawers open?

 

I don’t see in black and white mate. I’m colourblind, not a dog.

 

Feast your eyes on these beauties!!

 

What’s your horses name?

 

You are supposed to be Chief, the prince of darkness ffs, not ****ing Lionel Blair..