You’re obsessed ... Do you want me to hook you with the guy knocking them out.. ? The trainers that is.
Innit funny that people wear the same shoe on both feet. There’s a great opportunity to wear two items of footwear spoiled by the first person to invent shoes.
I mix and match all the time Tel, got about 3 pairs of Adidas Samba in different colours, so mix them up from time to time..
Has to be that way, too many tramps wanting to nick your doormat. We have to be ready with our footwear in an orderly fashion so we can get into them quick. You never know when your brogues and closed drawers might save your life..