... and did you win, lose, draw? I know some of you are aggressive on these boards but are you an internet hardman or do you regularly beat people up? A few years ago, some guy who was about 5ft (I'm 6ft plus) punched me in the eye for a reason unknown. So I swang back at him, miscalculated the trajectory of my punch and landed one square on his missus' chin. That was probably one of the worst days of my life as I got barred from DFS and lifted for assault. So, all in all, I'm not the best fighter in the world... are you?
me hardly ever the last fight i was in was about 8 years ago in the last year of primary school the dude went into one of those pysco nerd rages where he went absoltely crazy and he kicked the crap out of me and i started crying i was such a wind up merchant then but that silenced me
Only had 1 when i was at school , some prick swung me round into a pebbledashed wall, turned around with a gash in my forehead streaming of blood, turned around just screamed at the top of my voice ****ING HELL, guy shat his pants & offered take me home to my dad ( saying on the way, just say you fell over & i pcked you up & walked you home). Been best mates ever since.
I miss those days. I once told a fat bouncer "You **** your sister, ya incest ****" then ran away, stopping at times to turn and give him some v-signs.
Why fight a fat bouncer when you can taunt him mercilessly while keeping just a few paces ahead of him?
It is funny how your levels of gobbiness tend to recede in direct correlation with your reduction in speed - enjoy it whilst you can
<chippy goes all ******ed again and types words that have no discernible context to the sentence smiley>
