Never had a real tree growing up, but lumping down the fake behemoth of a ****y tree from the attic at my parents house was such a mission I think it is part of the reason I hate Christmas. Would take about 2 hours to load up all the ancient decorations my mum hoarded away over the years and dodgy lights on the thing as well. Only for the cat to turn into a psycho and try and rip the whole thing down inside 10 mins of it being up. Since I moved out over 10 years ago I haven't had a tree or any decorations
Comm plans to spend Xmas day in his duds with a 24 pack of cheese balls and have a 12 hour ****athon over Babestation.
of course mate. i've been invited out for xmas dinner, and i'm trying to be subtle in my declining, i couldn't just say '**** off' so i basically said 'no thanks, you have it to early for me'.
Bit pointless in me having any. After this weekend i only have one day off till xmas eve. So that won't be any.
I won't bother this year as I'm not gonna be at home from Christmas eve until Boxing day so no point.
Real, had it delivered this afternoon. Military operation tomorrow putting that and everything else up. I get to do the tree, indoors and outdoors, plus any outdoor lights. She does the rest. First Christmas with our dog and he's gonna be a right menace. I don't expect much left on the tree by Christmas day. Will have four dogs in the house during Christmas dinner and I know they are going to do my ****ing head in.
