I like the lights. I'm doing the outside lights tomorrow. Proper tacky just to piss the missus off. Nodding mutha ****in reindeer and all.
Fake in our place but looks good.. Got a real one growing in a pot outside (4ft at the mo) that we decorate like an Aussie tart, it all looks good so Santa's cool..
Fake tits beat droopy ****ing shopping bags all day long by the way. Real tits that look nice are few and far between and far too many bra’s can hide a pair of dangly udders these days.
She bought some of those the other year, so whilst she was out I chopped the control box out of them and fastened the wires back together so they didn’t have flashing patterns anymore.
A few years ago, after we'd invested in the fake tree, she decided that we should get two miniature Christmas trees to put either side of the front door. Apparently it would look cute and we could grow and keep them for years. Both dead by early January. Funnily enough every pair of plants that she's planted either side of the front door have ended up dead within weeks. It'll be my turn one day. Thank **** I don't have a twin brother or I'd feel very guilty.
Ours have 6 settings: Twinkly and slow Disco Epilepsy Matthew On Acid Raging Epileptic LSD Hard House Off I don’t mind off.
The fake ones look great but they've become expensive lately.. Decent ones will rush you £160+ in the garden centre . They do look real though
£50 every year !! That's not good business sense . Get a ****ing good fake one they look real. The ones with snow on look ace. Have a few beers sticking it up and everyone's a winner
They do look nice . They had some great ones at a garden centre at Cottingham near Hull last week. I was quite tempted for the first time actually
