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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Sweats

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    What do you sell then??
     
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  2. luvgonzo

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    @Tel

    So most men shave and buy a razor from the shop but then the razor goes blunt and you have to buy more but the blades have changed and no longer fit your razor so you buy a new one so essentially you are getting ripped off by the company that makes the razor.
    I would sell you a razor and make sure I send you blades that fit every now and then when you want more and they would be better and cheaper than what you buy in the shop.

    So it's easy really, you're either stupid or you listen to me and realise I make sense and buy the razor, I make sure it all goes ok and you're a happy customer. All very easy.

    :angel:
     
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  3. luvgonzo

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    It's boring but all sorts of things.
     
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  4. Sweats

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    Excellent. Clears that one up then.
     
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  5. luvgonzo

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    Can't really say so I was avoiding it. :biggrin:

    I can provide you with a razor though?
     
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  6. Sweats

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    I use an electric shaver round the edges of the beard.
     
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  7. PINKIE

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    This <ok>

    I’d be telling people to buy second hand trainers on eBay instead.
     
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  8. luvgonzo

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    The razor has a beard trimmer on the back and would give you a better shave around the edges, you'd have to shave less then and probably wouldn't need replacements often so it would be quite cheap.
     
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  9. PINKIE

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    You and sky were trying to sell razors on here.

    I reckon ‘tele-sales’ is actually you and sky rocking up in Spoonies with a Lonsdale sports bag full of Gillette razors you’ve nicked from Superdrug
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Mrs Smitherson lost her legs in a particularly messy skiing accident you heartless ****! <grr>
     
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  12. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Me too :biggrin:

    Got my lad for the next two nights, can't wait for Saturday.
     
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  13. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Are you sending me the blades for free? How many are you sending and in what time frame?
     
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    Not free but discounted then it's up to you if you carry on using the service. No contract at all ever.
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I don’t want a razor mate. Thanks.
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Gonna stick RDR on and shoot some bull dick in true 4K
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    My horse has drowned and I’m not sure how to retrieve saddle
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

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    I wheelied it off the cliff into water and it drowned the stupid ****.
     
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  19. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    May as well have blown it's head off with a shotgun.
     
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    Watching this Jungle thing, Holly Willoughby ffs she’s absolute filth. I’d love a go on that. I’d give her the worst 4 minutes of her life.
     
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