Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

2-2 in the blink of an eye.

 

Arsenal score what is surely their winner!

Pixie will be popping up very soon, lads...

 

Nope!

As you were.

United equalise.

 

Utd bring the elbows on...

 

Manchester United and Arsenal are having a 'who can defend the worst' competition.
(BBC Football Live)


How did we lose to these muppets?

 

I’d double tap you on the shoulder mate.

Pm me your address let’s do this...

 

Alisson gets us 3 points.

 

Wolves 2 v 1 Chelsea


We won't be seeing the Chelsea boys for a while, yeah?

 

Sweet Cheeks in his Jag...

 

The term you was looking for was dry humped.

 

If he turns up at the Cons club one Saturday you’d **** your kecks

 

I'd love to see him at any one of my gigs.

He'd be more than welcome.

Any one of you would be.

 

Why not?

 

In fairness mate, your lot made a good fist of it, despite the 3-1 scoreline. The new gaffer should see you right.

 

Hi, Bluey.

You must be gutted about tonight, yeah?

I'll be updating the DOLL in about 5 minutes.

The good news is that you're still above Arsenal, as things currently stand.

 

Maybe they would tap you on the shoulder Tubby?

 

We're gonna win 4-3

Nah sort the defence and we should be fine, presumably Ralph has been told he will be able to make signings but I expect him to get us better organised in time anyway.

 

Southampton are pants atm.

Come on Arsenal.

 

As I've said before mate, I was gutted when my parents died. Football doesn't gut me, it's not important enough.