Favourite Christmas Song

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Try this.

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.... or this!

 

I only like Christmas songs that convey the true meaning of Christmas, so I'll mostly be listening to...

Christmas time
Mistletoe and wine
Children sing in Christian rhyme

 

It's a bleeding awful tune, derivative diddly-dee ****e.

 

The Mull of Kintyre by The Wings feat The Campbeltown Pipe Band

 

Kirsty had Dandruff .

 

I see what you did there.

 

Everyone did.

 

Heard War Is Over by Lennon today. All good until his gooky bird and the tone deaf kids started to sing. Absolutely ruined the song.

Should be a Golden Rule - No Kids In Songs. If you need any convincing I'd suggest There's No-one Quite Like Grandma as proof.

 

Agreed, I ****ing detest Another brick in the wall and any other song with kids singing, apart from maybe School's out.

 

Wizard?!?!? Get a grip man.

 

I bet you'd like to get a grip of Roy's Wood.

 

I honestly didn't. Explain please. I get the Kirsty bit but not the Dandruff bit.

 

Head and shoulders,I guess.

btw did I pop in?

 

Not at all. Ah right head and shoulders because of the speedboat thing? Doesn't make sense though. Would it not be Dandruff and The Pogues? ****ing **** joke.

 

The original joke was how did they know Lord Mountbatten had dandruff?
They found his head and shoulders on the beach.

I think that's what he's trying to get at.

 

Wizards sleeve owner ...

 

She had dandruff because she lost her head and shoulders ...

 

No one will get a look in for the Simpleton Award this year.