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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Dec 4, 2018.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    By women who don't shave their armpits
     
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    They’re all ****e on the grand scale of things but the coconut ones are beneath me, I hope the guy who works on the coconut belt at the factory falls into a massive shredder. The dome shaped one with the caramel is probs my fave.
     
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    Would have to go for the Green triangle one personally, but overall the word quality is sorely lacking from quality street. Also the bloke who decided to put that ****e toffee finger thing in there that's always rock hard and busts your teeth, deserves to be fingered in the bum by an angry Gorilla.
     
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    I quite like them ones. Just had one actually. Nowt worse than them toffee penny ones. Are they in roses? My Mrs should have got Celebrations really but she’ll soon learn her lesson, it’s gonna be -4 tonight outside apparently.
     
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    Are gorillas gay?

    I did see this programme once about gay chimps, but never their git big **** off cousins
     
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    That'll learn her <ok>

    Anything with toffee in should only be eaten (sucked on) by the over 70's
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    toffee crisp<yikes>
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Just found a toffee penny. I swear they were in Roses, what type of stankin ass **** they putting in these boxes now.
     
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    Doubt the big **** off alpha Silverback bad boys are, but there's probably some gay gorillas down the pecking order who can't get the females.
    Would be a bit like the HIAG and Matth versions in the gorilla world.
     
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    Matthew’s nob smeered with a rolo and offered to next door’s dog.
     
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    Like when you used to go round to your nans and she told you she's got you some sweets, and it turns out she's only got a **** off pile of boiled mints.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    My gran just gave me cigs.
     
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    They are more like howling monkeys
     
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    It's only a pug, so he kidnaps it for 10 minutes
     
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    Threatens it with wasps to frighten it into sex
     
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    That’s why he was getting angry at the builders they were building a wall to stop him getting in and abusing the animals.
     
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    @CBD saffy loves birds with short hair there’s a right slag on Sky Sports News tonight commentating, she might be a raging lezzo though.

    Anybody else here like short haired chicks?
     
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    Shaved pussies count ?
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Once birds get past mid 40's, I fancy them all. It's mint.

    My bird is in her 40's and has short hair. Surprisingly.
     
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