Lonely Is The Sheepshagger

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Would read again.

 

^^^ 5ft 5" ^^^

 

Drew is one of the site elders and rarely wastes any bandwith on here spouting inane drivel.

Some of his insights are cutting and ahead of the curve.

He's a salt of the Earth type.

 

And 64 years old.

 

I like him. He's been good to me.

He's also a proud unionist and No voter.

He literally ticks all the boxes.

 

Give your soon to be husband a length from me you ****ing queerhawk.

 

^^^

ER doesn't understand irony.

 

Aye? Fk sake, get off the internet you smelly old prick.

 

Wow, I mean just wow.

 

Campest catchphrase since "shut that door!"

 

Might arrange a meet with my wee cousin Gail to have a quick runaround the Christmas Market. Hopefully this nonsense will only take about an hour then we can hit the upmarket boozers on and off George Street.

Quiet time over Christmas and New Year as this old c**t has to build up his strength for a twelve night assault on Mittenwald and Munich towards the end of January.

 

Never heard of it.

I take it that it was something a **** coined? Would that be correct?

 

Well, duh. That was the ****ing point you emaciated ****waft.

 

Christmas Eve

SWG3...family club day by Optimo and Slam .doubt I can get mad wi it! Just pints

Xmas day down salcoats way for in law xmas dinner

Boxing day ...me,.Mrs pud and mini pud only

Day after ...mad wi it with my mate home from Columbia !

 

Gail, eh? I bet she blows hard.

 

Not been pished enough to ask her husband or any of my friends from years back!

 

Wow, like I never realised that you ****ing dumbfuck.

Toddle Off Tarquin (TOT).

 

Boooo, get aff the stage.

 

It doesn't matter if you don't believe in Jesus, he believes in you

 

No **** believes in you, Mindy.