Lonely Is The Sheepshagger

Ah well, as my good friend Baz has pointed out it appears I am the only Dandy on here.

Oh well, I have always considered myself a loner, an outsider if you will, long before Ravey Davey Bowie made it acceptable and the norm.

Anyway, what are everyone's plans for Christmas? I shall be celebrating the birth of our saviour, that's what Christmas is truly about.

 

^^^^^ isn't invited anywhere

 

If in doubt, is he not a dandy too?

ps Season's greetings Drew

 

Wow, I mean just wow.

 

Christ, are you even thicker than I thought copper?

 

You have to pity the poor **** trying to be edgy.

 

That's umpossible

 

Correct.

There's only one Edge on here and I don't mean that ****ter in U2.

 

Have I mentioned I'm going to Japan?

Well, I am. Whilst you lot are tucking into a fat burd on Xmas day (or nut roast) I'll be at Universal Studios experiencing Terminator 3D and being dragged around Harry Potter World (ironic, considering I live in Edinburgh).

 

Avoid nut roast, stand well clear of the fire.



I'm here all week folks.

 

Not if I email your work and tell them your secret.

 

Baz can give you it if required.

 

I would love to visit Japan but not to do utter **** that you have planned.

What a ****ing wasted trip that is.

 

You really are as thick as fk.

PS Season's greeting to you and yours.

 

That's just Christmas day, daftie. We're also going to Kyoto to see various temples and visit the bamboo forest. And we're going to Mie to see the Ise shrine etc. I've been a few times and done everything from climbing Roko mountain to honeymooning in Okinawa. Still want to go to Sapporo to see the snow festival but it doesn't usually start until the end of Jan/beginning of Feb so it'll have to be another time.

 

Season's Greetings to everyone on here.

I'm good that way, sort of.

 

What a ****ing waste of Christmas Day ya ****ing ***got.

Will Yukio be on bended knee, chortle, chortle.

 

Grow up ffs.

 

Mooning in Okinawa you mean?

****ing ****ter.

 

Better than spending it alone, crying over your lost wife and daughter and drinking Aldi's own make lager while stinking of piss and ****. Like you.