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https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/ne...why-we-pray-planet-of-the-apes-never-happens/

 

It has already happened in my house.

 

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!!!!!!!!

 

Gambol fuming cos his pals found his blow up wife

 

'pals' lol

 

See I would have went for...

"Take your stinking hands off me you damn dirty ape"

But i didn't want to upset Staffy's Killie burd.

 

Why are Scottish people so racist over the internet? My lass did speak to me before I went up and she told me Scottish lads were racist, but yet never to my face up there. Funny that.

 

To be fair, I don't think Scotch are racist, mainly because we are too busy hating fenians/huns, oh and I suppose Pakis. But because we don"t really get many egg and spoons or four by twos we don't really care. I have to say, I do like a bit of casual racism, it does make me laugh.

 

There's nothing wrong with that, at all. Me and my boys are always joking about jews and christians, but that's all it is, jokes.

That doesn't make somebody racist

 

Probably cause youre a massive hardman ... obviously

 

I concur. The world is mad. I say, "fat ****" "ginger ****" "fenian ****" and "black ****" all the time, but I'm just being descriptive and usually describing my wife at the time.

 

*tit

 

I'm not hard. I'm a lover not a fighter

 

I am the most unracist person you are ever likely to meet. I thought I'd just post an example of how WUM should be done.

One wee post wound you up more than any thread you are ever likely to post.

Here endeth the lesson.

(That should be read in a Connery styley)

 

Ffs, sorry guise, I nearly forgot to post a pic of the bus I am on just now. Enjoy

 

Why don't you fly?

 

Good humour, saying you aren't racist. You're the most racist guy on here, not that I mind or take it personally. I still like you.

 

From just the other side of Marbella to Málaga? Mainly lack of 2 airports/helipads and the money it would cost. We don't all earn 17.5k a year ffs!