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  1. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    Did Alt-tab not even work?
     
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Neither of these things are true.
     
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  3. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Morning, Toby.

    Who do you hate the most, me or brb :emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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  4. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Nope. It literally ****ed your computer
     
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  5. Bodinki

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    Obviously got caught out by the link ^^ <laugh>
     
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  6. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    My thoughts too <laugh>
     
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  7. Toby

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    I just know how computers work. Both of those 'stories' are complete bullshit.
     
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  8. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Obviously needs more training
     
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  9. Rorschach

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    Ok so how do you unlock the computer?
     
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  10. brb

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    Toby said it's not true, so you don't need to know <whistle>
     
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  11. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    You need to ask the IT expert @Toby
     
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  12. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    Well the only way a link could start playing a movie and stop your keyboard or mouse from responding was if there some sort of malware attached to the link which prevented you from you doing so.
    Surely you have heard of malware?
     
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  13. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Oooofff Bod lands a hammer blow on Toby
     
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  14. luvgonzo

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    It's usually people bashing keys in a panic that makes them think they can't close it when they can probably close it quite easily with a right click or pressing Esc.
     
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    Chief got me while in work once with a link to gay porn, it was something on the Man Utd board about Beckham and I clicked a link and got full page porn.
     
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    <laugh> Mate stop right now, I'm an IT manager ffs. It wouldn't be malware anyway, it would just be a script that the page would launch.

    Would that stop you from turning your monitor off?

    Would that stop you from locking your screen?

    Would that stop a Ctrl + R?

    Nope, so jog along you silly little noob <ok>
     
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  17. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    I'm sorry!
    I wouldnt have said anything if i'd known.
    My commiserations!

    EDIT: Also yes, I am aware that there is no script or malware that could prevent you from just pulling the plug out of the wall to shut the computer down, you bellend <laugh>
    But most people are stupid as ****.
     
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  18. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    @Toby Needs replaced in his job
     
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  19. luvgonzo

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    IT nerd wars. <laugh>
     
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  20. Toby

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    You're too stupid to be helped. Go away.
     
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