Hows it hanging lads? Not been on for a bit - had 10 days over in ireland there - have i missed anything? no thought not - you are all still ****s then eh?
They do have the internet - its just we are all too drunk to use it Whats been happening then lad? What you reckon for the weekend? Can we do it? Can see us scoring - but its can we keep them ****s out that worries me. Didnt see the game at the weekend - whats the lad Rogne like?
We do now. It's a peat based power source. The delay was due to trying to get power from potatoes but as the by-product was poteen, things got a little sidetracked. You understand
**** all happening I'm offshore again. Like Siberia up here just now though, some guys who've been out here since the early 80's are saying this is the worst ever snow they've seen. I think it'll be a close game. I was at the Hearts game the other week when he came on as a sub and he looked the part but he was up against ****-all really, Pie-man Nade was invisible. He was one of the best men on the park on Saturday and should have scored two headers from corners. One was a decent save and one went just wide. Still, I would worry about playing him and Thompson against Boyd and Miller as those two will snap up any chances they get. Although Celtic now have more up-front than we've had for a few seasons now. Should be a really interesting game.
Last time I was in America I was chatting to this yank lassie from Kansas in the hotel bar and she was asking all sorts of questions about Scotland. She thought that there were places without running water or electricity. She asked me if we had the internet yet. American ignorance is funny.
I spent a day at a High School in Boston when I was 15. Got the same things, water/electricity/do you live in caves? Of course, being a **** I played up the whole "troubles" thing as if I was livin in Beirut or Baghdad. Doin commando rolls to make the bus to school in the morning, that's if it wasn't shot to **** on its way etc etc. Got me a wee feel-up at the back of the Maths class. Lying to dumb birds has its advantages you know guys.
I told a Yank in New York at hogmanay years back that my family were "Haggis farmers" and my name was Angus. This **** had driven from North Bumfuck or South Redneck somewhere like that and had a hat make out of a Skunk skin. Proper Deliverance type guy. He believed me too.
Their ignorance is ****in baffling. Was in Kentucky for a couple of months (shut the **** up), and this 50 year old tobacco spittin, rednecked yahoo was ****in himself at the thought his work was sending him to Ohio for a Health and Safety seminar or some ****. The **** had never even been out of his own county for **** sake. Needless to say he, like many Yankee doodle dandys, doesn't own a passport. "Don't need wan, ah gat all I needs riiiight here boy" Aye, yer ****in maw and sister.
Considering it was newry and with the fuel smugling that goes on about that part of the country it was probably some stupid wee **** with a few cans of red diesel in the back seat and his attempt to throw that *** out the window blew back in the car no doubt stupid ****s they are round there it wouldnt surprise me
