Lol, I'm just not nolhmany enough! I'm out by Dunham golf course, which is pretty much the Bowdon end. When were you in Alty? The high street isn't too bad - the bus station is a bit grim but I've yet to see a bus station that isn't! George St (the precinct) is much better, but struggling badly in the current climate.
I think you'd better drop this approach EMF. You're seriously pissing sky off. On the other hand................................
Dunham??? You must be on some serious wedge. I used to work in Knutsford, and as I don't drive, I used to catch a bus from Warrington to Alty (it went through Dunham) and then get the train to Knutsford. A ball-ache of a journey, but good for reading.