We have loads of music threads, but Saffy suggested a most despised song thread. There's a ton of ****e to choose from out there, so post the ones that make you want to murder random members of the public when you hear them I'll kick it off with a seasonal one. That ****ing abomination of a christmas song from Slade. It's such utter **** and the fact that it gets played endlessly around this time of year makes me want to kick old grannies in the **** I ****ing hate it ! Watch it at your peril.
I used to love the Stone Roses. Now I would walk out of a restaurant/club or whatever, if a song of theirs come on. It reminds me of somebody who ****ed me over big time, I don't want to say anymore because I'm beeling now even thinking about it.
Celine Dion is a ****. When I was renting a flat in London, my neighbour used to play Shania Twain at at 2am. Now I'm a reasonable guy so I tried to explain to her that she was being a ****ing selfish bitch, but she claimed she was an imsoniac and needed to listen to this **** in the small hours to help her sleep. I tried to explain that her method of dropping off was keeping every other **** awake, but to no avail I got so ****ed off with it one night. I went down to communal hallway and found the fusebox to her flat and switched her leccy off. Sorted out the Shania Twain problem in an instant. I saw her the next day and she was raging because her freezer had defrosted and flooded the kitchen Chalked that one up as a victory....
There’s hundreds. Personally the one that stands out is Living On A Prayer by Bon John Dickface. ****ing hate that song.
The other one that really grates is the pissed up female’s anthem...’I will survive’ No you ****ng won’t if you don’t STFU,...
