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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Anyway I'm just chilling today...football Saturday after all...going to the gym then bits n bobs to do...going out in the evening to get blazed and hopefully have my dick played with...meeting some poontang...just rehearsing my best lies whilst preparing lunch.
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh>.
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    its that time again. adios amigos

    hi ho, hi ho
     
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  4. Tobes

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    Enjoy the fridge mate <ok>
     
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  5. Tobes

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    She wants me to go Christmas shopping, I’ve ****ed that idea clean off.
     
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  6. deedub93

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    Get a wife or GF, better still both. A five knuckle shuffle should be used as substitution only
     
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  7. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    They never learn
     
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  8. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Errrrmm I’m not sure you’ve got what he meant there mate tbh <laugh>
     
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  9. Chief

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    It didn't work.
     
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  10. deedub93

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    I am new to the Prem board so I don't know peoples ins and outs, but it sounded to me like he was going to watch some porn and sort himself out.
     
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  11. Tobes

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    No mate <laugh>
     
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  12. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I'm not sure you know what adult work is <laugh>
     
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  13. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    It never does, it's a myth.
     
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  14. deedub93

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    Two cans of draught Guinness, egg x2 fried, beans, bacon sausages x 3 fried slice x 2, b&b x 2 + tinned tomatoes. Follow it with a decent bottle of red wine, you'll be fighting, and even fekking fit. Make sure you have some pussy handy. If still unsure, a large sensi spliff that you need to Bogart.
     
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  15. deedub93

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    Then explain please
     
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  16. deedub93

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    I'm not sure either.
     
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  17. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    In fairness I'm sure it's not very popular in your neck of the woods.
     
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  18. deedub93

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    I'm in Africa mate, everything goes here, just depends on how much blackmail money you want to pay. Me a good boy, nothing under 18 but hey ho, whatever floats your boat. Seen stuff that would make the Sun journos look like Enid Blighton. Its a fekked up world.
     
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  19. Chief

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    Will definitely be having the bottle of wine later!

    Got one of those heads that only hair of the dog gets rid of.
     
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  20. Tobes

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    Google adultwork mate lol.
     
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