Anyway I'm just chilling today...football Saturday after all...going to the gym then bits n bobs to do...going out in the evening to get blazed and hopefully have my dick played with...meeting some poontang...just rehearsing my best lies whilst preparing lunch.
I am new to the Prem board so I don't know peoples ins and outs, but it sounded to me like he was going to watch some porn and sort himself out.
Two cans of draught Guinness, egg x2 fried, beans, bacon sausages x 3 fried slice x 2, b&b x 2 + tinned tomatoes. Follow it with a decent bottle of red wine, you'll be fighting, and even fekking fit. Make sure you have some pussy handy. If still unsure, a large sensi spliff that you need to Bogart.
I'm in Africa mate, everything goes here, just depends on how much blackmail money you want to pay. Me a good boy, nothing under 18 but hey ho, whatever floats your boat. Seen stuff that would make the Sun journos look like Enid Blighton. Its a fekked up world.
Will definitely be having the bottle of wine later! Got one of those heads that only hair of the dog gets rid of.
